me when i miss my flight
How in the heavens is that a failed stunt jump
a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant
“two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’”
“got it. check my dashboard”
“that skeleton gif you like is back again”
he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”
Even that baby like wow I’m close to Beyoncé
Tell it, Randy.
Randy said fuck your bullshit
Randy layin down the law.